跟同事在宿舍闲唠嗑。突然我指着他的老二说“你这是啥?”他说“金箍棒。”我邪恶的问他“去过无底洞吗?”结果他默默的说了一句“没,他还在五指山下压着呢。”[媳妇儿很爱我。每当我们啪啪完后,她总鼓励我Amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple.Thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex.Theyagree,thehumanwomanandalienmanaretogether.Shesays,"Youhaveasmallpenis!"Thealienmanreplies,"pullmyears!"Soshepullshisearsandhispenisbecomeslarger.Sheisastonishedandhasthebestsexofherlife.Whenthehumancouplecomebacktogether,sheaskedhimhowwasit.Hereplies,"Itwasgreat,butmyearsarejustkillingme!"[ 详情
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