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今天早上，我遇到了我以前的老板，便微笑着对他说：“老板早啊！我真是要好好感谢你，如果当初你没解雇我，我就不会过上现在这样闲散舒适，不劳而获的好日子。”老板也笑了笑说不用客气，然后在我面前的碗里丢了一块钱[Secret For a Long Life　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.　　"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"　　"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."　　"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"　　"Twenty-six."一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”“二十六。”[

1、公共汽车上，一个不到六岁的女儿很认真地对她的爸爸说 今天早上，我遇到了我以前的老板，便微笑着对他说：“老板早啊！我真是要好好感谢你，如果当初你没解雇我，我就不会过上现在这样闲散舒适，不劳而获的好日子。”老板也笑了笑说不用客气，然后在我面前的碗里丢了一块钱[Secret For a Long Life　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.　　"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"　　"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."　　"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"　　"Twenty-six."一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”“二十六。”[

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