there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[正在吃火锅,我夹一片毛肚正要往嘴里送。。。逼友突然蹦出一句“好像在吃鼻贴”。。。从此。。。我的菜单上继金针菇之后又少了一道火锅佳肴。。。[一个老板酒后,心情非常高兴,吹着口哨,开着心爱的奔驰600在公路上行使,这时,他发现路边停着一辆农用拖拉机,并且有一个人在摆手.于是,他停下车,原来,这个拖拉机坏在路上,想找人帮助拖走.老板今天心情非常高兴,便答应了.两个人同时约定好,如果拖拉机打右转向灯,请继续开.如果拖拉机打左转向,请停车.然后,老板开着奔驰600与拖拉机一起上路了.(当然开的很慢了)突[ 详情
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