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The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud.""How will that help?" said the second boy."Just do it," insisted the first.Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”“那就会知道时间吗？”第二个男孩问。“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗？”[搞笑段子：这么好的儿子，我哭了儿子看了《鹿鼎记》便大声嚷：“妈，我长大了也要娶七个老婆，一个替我烧饭，一个替我洗澡，一个…”妈笑说：“那晚上睡觉不需要我陪了！”儿子愣了一下说：“那不行，还得和妈睡！”“那你的七个老婆怎么睡？”“让她们和我爸睡吧！”爸听了激动得热泪盈眶说有一次去昆明出差，回到首都机场才想起忘了给女朋友带当地特产。在出租车上焦头烂额，想到待会见面后因为失望她可能会火冒三丈难免有些担心。眼瞅着就要到家，我急中生智，在小区楼下药店买了一盒云南白药气雾剂。[ The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud.""How will that help?" said the second boy."Just do it," insisted the first.Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”“那就会知道时间吗？”第二个男孩问。“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗？”[搞笑段子：这么好的儿子，我哭了儿子看了《鹿鼎记》便大声嚷：“妈，我长大了也要娶七个老婆，一个替我烧饭，一个替我洗澡，一个…”妈笑说：“那晚上睡觉不需要我陪了！”儿子愣了一下说：“那不行，还得和妈睡！”“那你的七个老婆怎么睡？”“让她们和我爸睡吧！”爸听了激动得热泪盈眶说有一次去昆明出差，回到首都机场才想起忘了给女朋友带当地特产。在出租车上焦头烂额，想到待会见面后因为失望她可能会火冒三丈难免有些担心。眼瞅着就要到家，我急中生智，在小区楼下药店买了一盒云南白药气雾剂。[ 详情