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A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver. 　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?" 　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？”他责问道。 “知道，长官，”司机回答说。“那你为什么不立即靠边停车？” 　　“我本来想这样做的，长官。”那男子回答说，“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。”[最近老婆常生气，生气后就特爱买包，我就说：你们女人为什么买那么多包，这是病，得治。老婆答：“包-治-百-病！”[LZ婆婆家开个餐馆，LZ之前开店卖 A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver. 　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?" 　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？”他责问道。 “知道，长官，”司机回答说。“那你为什么不立即靠边停车？” 　　“我本来想这样做的，长官。”那男子回答说，“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。”[最近老婆常生气，生气后就特爱买包，我就说：你们女人为什么买那么多包，这是病，得治。老婆答：“包-治-百-病！”[LZ婆婆家开个餐馆，LZ之前开店卖 详情