.刚上公交车,看前边有一哥们儿特像我高中时的同学,一巴掌下去:哥们儿,忙啥呢?谁知他一回头,惊慌地对我说:大哥,我这可是第一次呀!说着,就把三个钱包交到了我的手里。正当我目瞪口呆之际,车上的群众一阵欢呼:便衣警察太厉害了,一上来就把小偷抓住了。["all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”"where's the shopping bag?"“购物袋在哪?”"i haven't got one, use your hat."“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”[我有一个朋友很邋遢,有一天他下班回家,看到家里被收拾的井井有条,地板被拖得锃亮,一切都摆放得整整齐齐。桌子上放了一张纸,上面写着:你他么的是猪吗?一个好好的家比猪窝还乱,我一个小偷都看不下去了,md你知不知道我被累成什么样啊?靠!!!抽屉里的五千块钱我拿走了,就当是家政费了。[.刚上公交车,看前边有一哥们儿特像我高中时的同学,一巴掌下去:哥们儿,忙啥呢?谁知他一回头,惊慌地对我说:大哥,我这可是第一次呀!说着,就把三个钱包交到了我的手里。正当我目瞪口呆之际,车上的群众一阵欢呼:便衣警察太厉害了,一上来就把小偷抓住了。["all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”"where's the shopping bag?"“购物袋在哪?”"i haven't got one, use your hat."“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”[我有一个朋友很邋遢,有一天他下班回家,看到家里被收拾的井井有条,地板被拖得锃亮,一切都摆放得整整齐齐。桌子上放了一张纸,上面写着:你他么的是猪吗?一个好好的家比猪窝还乱,我一个小偷都看不下去了,md你知不知道我被累成什么样啊?靠!!!抽屉里的五千块钱我拿走了,就当是家政费了。[详情