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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅一美眉体倾慕某乐团年轻的首席小提琴手。一曲演凑毕,美眉急急上台献花并约会小提琴手,小提琴手被美眉的美貌所吸引,听美眉自我介绍也是表演艺术家,于是答应赴约。花前月下,美眉对小提琴手说:“我们同是表演艺术家,可说是天生一对了。” 小提琴手问:“你是舞蹈演员还是歌唱家?”美眉道:“我三级片演员。”小提琴手听罢气得牙齿喔喔响:“你这个骗子!不许你沾污艺术”美眉委屈地说:“我没骗你,我表演的是行为艺术。”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[
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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅一位老太太来到医院。医生忙问老太太哪里不舒服,老太太说:“这几天电视里播什么欧洲杯,楼下那群疯子半夜看球时大喊大叫的,吵得我睡不着觉,头昏眼花的,还吃不下东西。您开点药给我吧!”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅北京野生动物园老虎叼走一个下车的女人后,全国各大城市的中年成功男人纷纷以各种理由,带老婆驾车奔赴北京,他们的计划就是自驾游玩野生动物园,园
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅一美眉体倾慕某乐团年轻的首席小提琴手。一曲演凑毕,美眉急急上台献花并约会小提琴手,小提琴手被美眉的美貌所吸引,听美眉自我介绍也是表演艺术家,于是答应赴约。花前月下,美眉对小提琴手说:“我们同是表演艺术家,可说是天生一对了。” 小提琴手问:“你是舞蹈演员还是歌唱家?”美眉道:“我三级片演员。”小提琴手听罢气得牙齿喔喔响:“你这个骗子!不许你沾污艺术”美眉委屈地说:“我没骗你,我表演的是行为艺术。”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[
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