本人是幼师,今天班上一个小屁孩中午不肯睡觉,在床上翻跟头。结果把发的苹果掉到了床下尿尿的痰盂里,我在那偷偷看他怎么办。只见他把苹果捞上来,跑到我跟前,很无辜的说:“老师,给我啃啃皮。”[好强大的大妈在同学那看到的:刚才遇见一大娘要沿街烧纸,巡查人员上前阻止,大娘说,我也不想烧,死老头子管我要啊。随后拿出手机,对着手机说,有人不让我给你烧,我拍个照给你发过去啊。然后对着巡查人员咔嚓一声[Acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.Itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.Whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.Thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldsee,whilehehelpedthewomandeliverthebaby.Thechilddidso,themotherpushedandafteralittlewhile,thedoctorliftedthenewbornbabybythefeetandspankedhimonthebottomtogethimtotakehisfirstbreath.Thedoctorthenaskedthe5-year-oldwhathethoughtofthebaby."Hithimagain,"the5-year-oldsaid."Heshouldn‘thavecrawledupthereinthefirstplace!"[ 详情
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