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No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her． So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser： “Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her” “So，”asked the friend，“what happened？” “Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！”

无论带哪一个女孩回家，这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说：“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩。他对他友好的忠告者说：“正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样，我母亲喜欢她。”“那后来呢？”朋友问。“没什么，”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她！”

1、一对父子发短信。儿子：老爸啊，我又厚颜无耻的来要月钱了...老爸：明天奉上，还望笑纳！儿子：父皇言重了，感激涕零不已，跪谢皇恩。老爸：天恩浩荡，大可不必！儿子：父皇国事家事繁忙，不知太上皇太后身体安康否？儿臣甚为忧心。老爸：俗事繁忙，寡人适才理出头绪，大禁 No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her． So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser： “Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her” “So，”asked the friend，“what happened？” “Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！”

无论带哪一个女孩回家，这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说：“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩。他对他友好的忠告者说：“正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样，我母亲喜欢她。”“那后来呢？”朋友问。“没什么，”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她！”

1、一对父子发短信。儿子：老爸啊，我又厚颜无耻的来要月钱了...老爸：明天奉上，还望笑纳！儿子：父皇言重了，感激涕零不已，跪谢皇恩。老爸：天恩浩荡，大可不必！儿子：父皇国事家事繁忙，不知太上皇太后身体安康否？儿臣甚为忧心。老爸：俗事繁忙，寡人适才理出头绪，大禁 详情