玄明道人迷迷糊糊地睁开眼睛,看到一个俏丽的女道士站在面前,娥眉微蹙。 玄明呢喃道:“这位道友,今天不是修炼的日子,为何还要闯我洞府?” 女道士怒道:“今天是双修日,你怎么忘了!”[刚去买药, 突然忘记药名了, 药店老板说: 我卖药三十年了, 你只要知道药里的俩字 ,我就知道啥药 ,我想了半天, 说 进来个老外,走到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,于是面带微笑的: 前台小姐:“hello.” 老外:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 老外:“can you speak english?” 前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 老外:“can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?” 老外:“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”[ 详情
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