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女生宿舍，前天晚上半夜12点，某个姑娘在阳台打电话。貌似是被男友抛弃了，哭的声嘶力竭的，对面一哥们被吵醒了，姑娘哭了很久……这货忍不住了，冲到阳台上吼道：“半夜三更的，哭什么啊，不就一男人么！明天来找哥，哥做你男人！ ” 第二天姑娘找上门了……于是事情就这么成了！[A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"代课教师试图运用她的心理学知识。开始上课时，她说：“谁觉得自己很愚蠢，请站起来。”小约翰马上站起来了。老师问：“为什么你觉得你很愚蠢呢，小约翰？”“我不觉得我很蠢，只是我不愿意你一个人站在那！”[真TM没见过你这么殷勤的公交车司机　　刚才在公交车站看见一个美女，我鼓足勇气走到她身边搭讪：“美女，请问你家住哪里，等的是几路公交车啊？”　　美女背过脸去厌恶地说：“真TM没见过你这么殷勤的公交车司机。”[ 女生宿舍，前天晚上半夜12点，某个姑娘在阳台打电话。貌似是被男友抛弃了，哭的声嘶力竭的，对面一哥们被吵醒了，姑娘哭了很久……这货忍不住了，冲到阳台上吼道：“半夜三更的，哭什么啊，不就一男人么！明天来找哥，哥做你男人！ ” 第二天姑娘找上门了……于是事情就这么成了！[A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"代课教师试图运用她的心理学知识。开始上课时，她说：“谁觉得自己很愚蠢，请站起来。”小约翰马上站起来了。老师问：“为什么你觉得你很愚蠢呢，小约翰？”“我不觉得我很蠢，只是我不愿意你一个人站在那！”[真TM没见过你这么殷勤的公交车司机　　刚才在公交车站看见一个美女，我鼓足勇气走到她身边搭讪：“美女，请问你家住哪里，等的是几路公交车啊？”　　美女背过脸去厌恶地说：“真TM没见过你这么殷勤的公交车司机。”[ 详情