啄木鸟壮志凌云满天星

On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.Yes, I said.For her birthday? she asked.No, I replied.For your anniversary?No, I said again.As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走进店里，一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。先生，这些是送给你妻子的吗?她问道。是的，我说。她的生日?她问。不是，我回答。你们的结婚纪念日?不是，我又答道。当我将找回的钱装进口袋，朝门口走去时，那年轻的女人冲我喊道：希望她能原谅你。[售货员：“那些女顾客一来就说什么以前的物价有多低，我怎样才能使她们不这样说呢？”经理：“你就装着吃惊的样子，对她们说：‘哇！你年纪都那么大了？那可是十几年前的价格啊！’”[快过年了 准备去剪头发 去认识的朋友那 结果等了几个小时别人剪头的都换了几波 也没给我 然后我就问他怎么还不给我剪头发 他说：你不是来找我玩的？ 这就尴尬了[ On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.Yes, I said.For her birthday? she asked.No, I replied.For your anniversary?No, I said again.As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走进店里，一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。先生，这些是送给你妻子的吗?她问道。是的，我说。她的生日?她问。不是，我回答。你们的结婚纪念日?不是，我又答道。当我将找回的钱装进口袋，朝门口走去时，那年轻的女人冲我喊道：希望她能原谅你。[售货员：“那些女顾客一来就说什么以前的物价有多低，我怎样才能使她们不这样说呢？”经理：“你就装着吃惊的样子，对她们说：‘哇！你年纪都那么大了？那可是十几年前的价格啊！’”[快过年了 准备去剪头发 去认识的朋友那 结果等了几个小时别人剪头的都换了几波 也没给我 然后我就问他怎么还不给我剪头发 他说：你不是来找我玩的？ 这就尴尬了[ 详情