病人对精神病医生说:“我一直觉得我是一只鸟”医生:“噢,那很严重,从什么时候开始的?”病人:“从我还是一只小鸟的时候”[喜欢看国产电视言情剧的老婆总结出一套规律,然后就好奇的问我:“我们看的什么电视,到最后男女主角结婚了,电视就大结局了,这说明啥?” 我思考了一下,就忙说:“只要一结婚,后面就没戏了。”[what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[ 详情