简介:
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅结婚新婚新郎的保证书 (请新郎用
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅甲:哥们,现在的有钱人就是爱炫富!你说说法拉利和QQ有啥区别? 乙:嗯···别的我不知道。但是坐在副驾驶的妹纸肯定不一样[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅是一款坦克题材的动作闯关手游,因其前作曾登上免费榜冠军宝座,所以游戏自传出上线消息以来就受到许多玩家关注。多次曝光之后,游戏总算登陆苹果App Store。上线之后,小编这个坦克部队的老玩家在第一时间就下载试玩了这款新作。无论是在音效、画质上,还是在操作流畅性上,它都比前作有重大突破。再加上坦克养成、排位竞技等玩法,都使得这款游戏的可玩性大大增加,下面就跟随小编一起走进坦克部队的世界吧!
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.有天,他和几个朋友出去打猎。突然,刮起了大风,把他的假发吹得无影无踪。朋友们看到此情景,乐得不行,笑个不停。the bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. he said to his friends, “how can i expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”秃头先生也开始大笑,笑
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅我逛街逛累了,坐在路边玩会手机,过来一老奶奶,有七八十岁的样子了,说儿子刚给买的手机不会用,想给家人打个电话让家人来接她,我想着举手之劳,便把老奶 奶手机接过来,当时我就笑了
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅结婚新婚新郎的保证书 (请新郎用
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅甲:哥们,现在的有钱人就是爱炫富!你说说法拉利和QQ有啥区别? 乙:嗯···别的我不知道。但是坐在副驾驶的妹纸肯定不一样[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅是一款坦克题材的动作闯关手游,因其前作曾登上免费榜冠军宝座,所以游戏自传出上线消息以来就受到许多玩家关注。多次曝光之后,游戏总算登陆苹果App Store。上线之后,小编这个坦克部队的老玩家在第一时间就下载试玩了这款新作。无论是在音效、画质上,还是在操作流畅性上,它都比前作有重大突破。再加上坦克养成、排位竞技等玩法,都使得这款游戏的可玩性大大增加,下面就跟随小编一起走进坦克部队的世界吧!
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.有天,他和几个朋友出去打猎。突然,刮起了大风,把他的假发吹得无影无踪。朋友们看到此情景,乐得不行,笑个不停。the bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. he said to his friends, “how can i expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”秃头先生也开始大笑,笑
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅我逛街逛累了,坐在路边玩会手机,过来一老奶奶,有七八十岁的样子了,说儿子刚给买的手机不会用,想给家人打个电话让家人来接她,我想着举手之劳,便把老奶 奶手机接过来,当时我就笑了
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅正排队买电影票,一长相甜美的妹妹一下就插队到我前面,我笑嘻嘻的问她:你有男朋友吗?没有。真的没有?真的没有啊!我高兴得大吼一声:给老子滚远点,还敢插队。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅啪啪啪的时候,女的为什么要叫啊? 他说:给男的加状态 , 加速度和攻击[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅动物园里要新招一名大象管理员。条件是:先让大象点点头,再让大象摇摇头,然后让大象跳进水里。有人看见后,来选聘。他问大象:“你很牛吗?”大象点点头。又问:“你认识我吗?”大象遥遥头。突然,他拿出一把刀朝大象的屁股捅去,大象跳进了水里。园长看见后说:“这样不行,你要爱护动物。这样吧,给你换个条件:先让大象摇摇头,再让大象点点头,然后让大象跳进水里。”他听后,心想:挺难的。他又问大象:“你还牛吗?”大象遥遥头。又问:“你认识我了吗?”大象点点头。说:“下面知道怎样做了吧!”大象马上跳进了水里。[
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