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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅我一哥们在肯德基上班,说好了提两只活鸡过去杀。那哥们挺够意思叫我只出加工费就可以了,杀了之后做2对麦辣鸡翅(含鸡腿) 2快鸡脯(架子骨)鸡肉找两块面包夹了做2个汉堡(面包钱自己出)剩下的边脚废料做鸡米花。 小结: 一只鸡做了1个全家外带桶(可乐自己在门口小卖店买的)和2个汉堡2包鸡米花一起才花了10多块钱加工费(另外给我那哥们买了包5块钱的黄山表示谢意 大家觉得如何?[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅(Magic Touch: Wizard for Hire)是一款十分有趣的像素风休闲娱乐小游戏,玩家在其中扮演一名会施法的魔法咒语巫师,将从天而降的敌人一一消灭,光听著就很酷吧,迫不及待想要体验的小伙伴们快跟上西瓜小编的脚步,来一睹为快啦。
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅前几天一哥们跟我借5000块钱,我就把私房钱借给他了,尼玛,还钱就给我啊,竟然还给我老婆,我干你二大爷的三舅妈的四姑奶奶。友尽了。[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.一天课上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅我一哥们在肯德基上班,说好了提两只活鸡过去杀。那哥们挺够意思叫我只出加工费就可以了,杀了之后做2对麦辣鸡翅(含鸡腿) 2快鸡脯(架子骨)鸡肉找两块面包夹了做2个汉堡(面包钱自己出)剩下的边脚废料做鸡米花。 小结: 一只鸡做了1个全家外带桶(可乐自己在门口小卖店买的)和2个汉堡2包鸡米花一起才花了10多块钱加工费(另外给我那哥们买了包5块钱的黄山表示谢意 大家觉得如何?[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅(Magic Touch: Wizard for Hire)是一款十分有趣的像素风休闲娱乐小游戏,玩家在其中扮演一名会施法的魔法咒语巫师,将从天而降的敌人一一消灭,光听著就很酷吧,迫不及待想要体验的小伙伴们快跟上西瓜小编的脚步,来一睹为快啦。
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅前几天一哥们跟我借5000块钱,我就把私房钱借给他了,尼玛,还钱就给我啊,竟然还给我老婆,我干你二大爷的三舅妈的四姑奶奶。友尽了。[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.一天课上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅小张跟社区棋王老孙下棋,小张刚走第一步,老孙就深沉的说“小伙子,看样子你是第一次下棋啊”小张紧张的说“我第一步走炮啊,你怎么看出我是第一次。”“你走炮是没错,可你走我的炮是干什么。”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅不一样的关卡挑战游戏采用了关卡挑战模式,玩家们通过接受不同的任务来进入关卡进行挑战,随著关卡的增加,除了敌人实力增强之外,还会出现各种不同的兵种,甚至出现人质,玩家们在攻击的时候特别要注意不能伤害人质。游戏模式虽然只有一个关卡挑战模式,但是内容却千变万化,每一关都要有全新的准备才行,搞不好一不小心就会进入奖励关卡,那就开心的挣钱吧。
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅老鬼教训新鬼 老鬼教训新鬼:“若要害人,要到半夜12点以后,太阳升起之前回来,千万不可拖延。” 新鬼问:“是因为咱们鬼见不得光么?” 老鬼道:“不,是因为早上人被惊醒后,脾气会比较大,实在不好对付……”聊着聊着就都吹牛了 甲和乙两个人又在车上遇见了,聊着聊着就都吹牛了。 甲说:“车上人真多,打完电话,才知道拿了别人手机打了电话。” 乙说:“其实你那不算什么,我下车后才知道牵的不是自己女友的手。”在美女面前吹牛 小明在一个刚认识不久的美女面前吹牛。 小明:“前天,10多个人和我打架,打了三个小时都没有把我打倒!” 美女敬佩的问道:“啊?不可能吧,看不出你这么牛?你是如何做到的!” 小明(哭了):“他们把我绑在柱子上打的!我想倒也倒不下!”[
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