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前几天带表妹出去玩，路上看见一个民警挺帅，突然把我的手往他胸上一拉。大喊非礼啊，非礼啊。然后我就被带到了派出所，谁知表妹说不认识我，我就被拘留了七天。等我释放出来，看见表妹和那个长的帅民警好上了。[In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?""To be deaf," replied the boy."Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily."Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？""耳聋，"男孩答道。"胡说！"老师气愤地说。"怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？"男孩轻蔑地反问道。[老婆和我一起去逛街回我来发现掉了几百块钱。。我对着她就是一顿数落。。。后来发现钱在我身上。。。。我说了句：悟空，为师错怪你了。。谁知二货老婆上来就是啪啪两大嘴巴子，骂道：大胆妖孽，竟然敢冒充我师傅。。。我。。。[ 前几天带表妹出去玩，路上看见一个民警挺帅，突然把我的手往他胸上一拉。大喊非礼啊，非礼啊。然后我就被带到了派出所，谁知表妹说不认识我，我就被拘留了七天。等我释放出来，看见表妹和那个长的帅民警好上了。[In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?""To be deaf," replied the boy."Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily."Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？""耳聋，"男孩答道。"胡说！"老师气愤地说。"怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？"男孩轻蔑地反问道。[老婆和我一起去逛街回我来发现掉了几百块钱。。我对着她就是一顿数落。。。后来发现钱在我身上。。。。我说了句：悟空，为师错怪你了。。谁知二货老婆上来就是啪啪两大嘴巴子，骂道：大胆妖孽，竟然敢冒充我师傅。。。我。。。[ 详情