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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅、同事:你抽到什么?主管:老子特么抽到15元玛莎拉蒂购车抵用卷!!![
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅中午我到食堂买了一西红柿汤,尝了一口,感觉不鲜。 我:这汤看上去挺好,就是不鲜,加点味精就好了! 一女同事走过来,低头看着汤说:颜色真不错!阿阿...嚏! 这个喷嚏全打在汤里了! 我无奈的说:这下有味精了![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天晚上,陪同寝室的mm去见网友,在公寓大门口,找了半天,没见着人,这里从我们身后的面包车上下来一位叔叔级的人物,冲着我们笑道
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?""No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?""不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做。"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅家有萝莉,正太个一个!正太5岁,萝莉3岁!萝莉老欺负正太,咬,挠,踢,踹,喊!正太从来不生气,也不还手!我问正太你妹妹打你,你咋不还手啊?正太斜这眼看我,曰
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅、同事:你抽到什么?主管:老子特么抽到15元玛莎拉蒂购车抵用卷!!![
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅中午我到食堂买了一西红柿汤,尝了一口,感觉不鲜。 我:这汤看上去挺好,就是不鲜,加点味精就好了! 一女同事走过来,低头看着汤说:颜色真不错!阿阿...嚏! 这个喷嚏全打在汤里了! 我无奈的说:这下有味精了![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天晚上,陪同寝室的mm去见网友,在公寓大门口,找了半天,没见着人,这里从我们身后的面包车上下来一位叔叔级的人物,冲着我们笑道
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?""No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?""不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做。"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅家有萝莉,正太个一个!正太5岁,萝莉3岁!萝莉老欺负正太,咬,挠,踢,踹,喊!正太从来不生气,也不还手!我问正太你妹妹打你,你咋不还手啊?正太斜这眼看我,曰
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅黏住前行(Cling)是由开发商First Game开发出的一款闯关益智类的休闲游戏,又名跟紧点。一款游戏的诞生,必定会出现各种疑问。“黏住前行怎麽玩”,“黏住前行好不好玩”这两个话题应该是玩家最关注的了。下面就有小编来为大家简单地介绍一下这款游戏吧。
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅搞笑段子:借花献佛……高中的时候一邻班同学追我们班里女神(我同位),每天默默准备好早餐放在她桌洞里,每天都有个烤肠,我都偷偷拿走吃。某天我刚把手伸进同位桌洞,她进来看到了,我机智的说:瞒了这么久,还是没能瞒住你。。。然后。。。我们在一起了。。。[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅前几天接到老婆电话,说她怀孕一个月了,便兴高采烈地向老板请假:“老板,我都半年没回家了,我媳妇怀孕一个月了,我想回去看看。”“……小伙子,我给你一个月假,好好调整心态……”[
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