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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅有一大汉喜欢看热闹,有一天他发现大街上围了一大堆人在看热闹,便冲上去看。因为人太多了,他挤不进去,他灵机一动,说到:“请让一下,我是死者的家属!”大家哗的一下闪出一条道来,他便冲进去。一看,转身就跑。为什么呢?原来死的是头猪。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅老公害羞又腼腆,我一直想让他主动点,比如霸道粗暴的把我按在床上骑在我身上掏出丁丁甩我脸上大声说到:“快给老子舔JB!”之类的。于是昨晚,他脸红着说:“你躺在床上好不好?”我就一脸困惑的躺床上玩手机,他慢慢爬上来,装出一副恶狠狠的样子解开裤子说:“额,嗯,你能不能,能不能吹一下我的小JJ啊?”说完红着脸望向了远方。。[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅小明没事总爱往隔壁老王家里跑,我还不晓得这臭小子的想法哦。 就想泡老王的女儿小丽。我怎么会答应啦,那才是我亲生的。我应不应该告诉你小明不是你亲生的,[
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅有一大汉喜欢看热闹,有一天他发现大街上围了一大堆人在看热闹,便冲上去看。因为人太多了,他挤不进去,他灵机一动,说到:“请让一下,我是死者的家属!”大家哗的一下闪出一条道来,他便冲进去。一看,转身就跑。为什么呢?原来死的是头猪。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅老公害羞又腼腆,我一直想让他主动点,比如霸道粗暴的把我按在床上骑在我身上掏出丁丁甩我脸上大声说到:“快给老子舔JB!”之类的。于是昨晚,他脸红着说:“你躺在床上好不好?”我就一脸困惑的躺床上玩手机,他慢慢爬上来,装出一副恶狠狠的样子解开裤子说:“额,嗯,你能不能,能不能吹一下我的小JJ啊?”说完红着脸望向了远方。。[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅小明没事总爱往隔壁老王家里跑,我还不晓得这臭小子的想法哦。 就想泡老王的女儿小丽。我怎么会答应啦,那才是我亲生的。我应不应该告诉你小明不是你亲生的,[
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