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三个人在学校门口接孩子，开车的说：孩子现在也接不起了，住的远，一天油钱也得十多块，费油啊。　　骑电动车的说：谁说不是呢，我这一个月电费也得二三十块，费电啊。　　骑自行车的说：我这不费油，不费电的，天天还可以锻炼身体，不过啊，也花钱，天天吃的多，费饭啊。[一老烟枪同事，每次抽烟，总是会炫耀他的的烟圈儿吐的如何如何完美，有一次，他又炫耀吐技，我问他，哥，有个俗语叫什么冒烟儿来着，我想不起来了，你提醒下。他不假思索的说道，你真笨，连屁股冒烟儿都记不住，看着已经狂笑不止的我，他一下明白过来了。[Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯，”父亲说，“这看上去很公平！”“我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐！”[ 三个人在学校门口接孩子，开车的说：孩子现在也接不起了，住的远，一天油钱也得十多块，费油啊。　　骑电动车的说：谁说不是呢，我这一个月电费也得二三十块，费电啊。　　骑自行车的说：我这不费油，不费电的，天天还可以锻炼身体，不过啊，也花钱，天天吃的多，费饭啊。[一老烟枪同事，每次抽烟，总是会炫耀他的的烟圈儿吐的如何如何完美，有一次，他又炫耀吐技，我问他，哥，有个俗语叫什么冒烟儿来着，我想不起来了，你提醒下。他不假思索的说道，你真笨，连屁股冒烟儿都记不住，看着已经狂笑不止的我，他一下明白过来了。[Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯，”父亲说，“这看上去很公平！”“我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐！”[ 详情