那天,和妈妈吵架,我占理了。妈妈躲在沙发上弱弱的说:“不和你吵了,吵不过你,多给你20块零花钱,你认错吧!”我:“我是那样没有原则的人吗?!”妈:“……”我:“妈,我错了。”[A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot. 那天,和妈妈吵架,我占理了。妈妈躲在沙发上弱弱的说:“不和你吵了,吵不过你,多给你20块零花钱,你认错吧!”我:“我是那样没有原则的人吗?!”妈:“……”我:“妈,我错了。”[A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot. 详情
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