老爸早年买了一头驴,买来后才发现它怕水(第一次听说),一次用它拉着西瓜去外地卖,路上碰见旁边地里有浇水的(水管横铺在路上),它就直接躺在路上了,,,任凭我爸威逼利诱,最后把杯口粗的棍子打折了,它还是无动于衷,,最后的最后,我爸叫人来帮忙把它抬过了水管。[那天,我逗六岁的儿子,问他:“儿子,你知道什么是爱情吗?”儿子:“爱情呀,我知道,就是喜欢呗。”我:“是吗?那你喜欢玩具,是爱情吗?”儿子:“什么呀!喜欢玩具不是,爱情是一个人喜欢另一个人。”我又问:“那你喜欢邻居乐乐是爱情吗?”儿子:“不算,爱情得是一个男的和一个女的。”心想,妈呀,现在的孩子,年纪不大,知道的可不少。不料,他接着说:“妈妈,我和你,咱们俩就是爱情。”我。。。直接晕倒。[A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'有个人开车行驶在上班的路上,一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车,当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过来,他就拼命的挣扎着,最后不得不用了药物才让他镇静下来。过了一会儿,他平静了,别人问他为什么要这么恐怖的挣扎,他说:“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了,当我醒过来,我发现我躺在了路边,前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着‘壳牌’,但是有个人挡住了那个“S”。”[ 详情
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