女朋友走路撞树上了,男朋友百般呵护”没事吧,我看看,疼吗?”结婚后,老婆走路撞树上了,老公”你眼睛长裤裆里拉,瞎啊!”[人们真的痛恨高房价吗?别开玩笑了,他痛恨高房价的唯一原因,就是他还没买房,等买了房,他就会天天盼着房价涨。[In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?""To be deaf," replied the boy."Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily."Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问其中一个男孩:"音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?""耳聋,"男孩答道。"胡说!"老师气愤地说。"怎么了,先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?"男孩轻蔑地反问道。[ 详情
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