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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅1、惹老婆生气了,各种拍马屁,她就是不理我,给我急得一拍桌子:你能不能不把我当空气? 她瞥了我一眼:对,你是空气,让我无法呼吸的空气,俗称屁。。。 2、烧了壶水,还有半壶没地方装。 我对老公说:不如你洗个头吧。 老公缓缓站起身来悠悠地说道:幸亏剩的不是半锅饭![
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅老王跟媳妇吵架,每次吵架都是媳妇回娘家,每次都是。不过没几天媳妇就自己回来了久而久之的,老王觉得挺对不住媳妇的。这次吵架就去接了,到了老丈人家。老丈人说:“呦呵,这大半年也不见你们回来一趟,你媳妇儿呢,咋没一起回来啊。”[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅IN THE TEMPLE OF THE FIRST KING OF SHULiu Yuxi Even in this world the spirit of a heroLives and reigns for thousands of years.You were the firmest of the pot's three legs;It was you who maintained the honour of the currency;You chose a great premier to magnify your kingdom…And yet you had a son so little like his fatherThat girls of your country were taken captiveTo dance in the palace of the King of Wei.蜀先主庙 刘禹锡 天地英雄气, 千秋尚凛然。 势分三足鼎, 业复五铢钱。 得相能开国, 生儿不象贤。 凄凉蜀故妓, 来舞魏宫前。
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅1、惹老婆生气了,各种拍马屁,她就是不理我,给我急得一拍桌子:你能不能不把我当空气? 她瞥了我一眼:对,你是空气,让我无法呼吸的空气,俗称屁。。。 2、烧了壶水,还有半壶没地方装。 我对老公说:不如你洗个头吧。 老公缓缓站起身来悠悠地说道:幸亏剩的不是半锅饭![
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅老王跟媳妇吵架,每次吵架都是媳妇回娘家,每次都是。不过没几天媳妇就自己回来了久而久之的,老王觉得挺对不住媳妇的。这次吵架就去接了,到了老丈人家。老丈人说:“呦呵,这大半年也不见你们回来一趟,你媳妇儿呢,咋没一起回来啊。”[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅IN THE TEMPLE OF THE FIRST KING OF SHULiu Yuxi Even in this world the spirit of a heroLives and reigns for thousands of years.You were the firmest of the pot's three legs;It was you who maintained the honour of the currency;You chose a great premier to magnify your kingdom…And yet you had a son so little like his fatherThat girls of your country were taken captiveTo dance in the palace of the King of Wei.蜀先主庙 刘禹锡 天地英雄气, 千秋尚凛然。 势分三足鼎, 业复五铢钱。 得相能开国, 生儿不象贤。 凄凉蜀故妓, 来舞魏宫前。