1、昨晚,老妈买新衣服,回家一试,说:“妈穿这个有点显老,给你吧……”
2、我到我朋友家,早上土豆泥,中午炒土豆。晚上炖土豆。吃了2天我都要吃吐了。我说哥们:咱能吃点别的吗,我都瘦5斤肉了。朋友说:好吧,明天吃水饺。终于等到开饭了,看到水饺直流口水。我用力一咬。尼玛,土豆馅的!
3、翘课去逛街,居然碰见了我妈。在对视三秒以后,我突然来了句:“你不上班在这逛什么呢?”说完突然觉得不对,又说:“我还赶着去上课呢,我先走了。”然后我跳上公交车就走了。
4、昨天跟老公聊天,说到关于女人的审美,吵了起来,老公居然说我喜欢的女人都是丑八怪。于是我就怒了,相当愤怒地咆哮道:你喜欢的女人才是丑八怪呢!你喜欢的女人都是全世界最大的丑八怪!!!
5、一位记者在街头对一老太太进行采访,记者:“谈谈大风天气对你生活的影响”。老太太:“那影响老大了,今儿和我老头上街吧……哎哟妈呀,我老头呢?!。。。”
[神奇的编后语:超级海豹豹最近怀旧主题游戏层出不穷,神马70后、80后各类打怀旧牌的手游勾起了不少玩家童年的美好回忆,现在90后也来凑热闹了,《我是90后》是一款有趣无节操的竞猜类游戏,集合了90年代大家耳熟能详的吃、喝、玩、乐等元素,它是时间搬运工,将大家的美好回忆通通带回来,快跟小为生存而呐喊 《犀牛狂奔》评测YouKnowYouLiveInSanFranciscoWhen...Yourco-workertellsyous/hehave8bodypiercingsbutnonearevisible.WhensomeonesaysTENDERLOIN-youdon‘tthinkofsteak.Youthinkofdanger.Youtakeabusandareshockedat2peoplecarryingonaconversationinEnglish.YouneverbotherlookingattheMUNIlineschedulebecauseyouknowthedrivershaveneverseenit.YouhaveaverystrongopinionaboutwhereyourcoffeebeansaregrownandcantastethedifferencebetweenSumatraandEthiopian.Areallygreatparkingspacecanmoveyoutotears.YouknowthatanyonewearingshortsinAprilisjustvisitingfromOhio.Yourchild‘s3rdgradeteacherhastwopiercedears,anoseringandisnamed"Breeze."And,aftertellingthattoafriend,theystillneedtoaskiftheteacherismaleorfemale.Youarethinkingoftakinganadultclassbutyoucan‘tdecidebetweenyoga,aromatherapy,conversationalmandarinorabuildingyourownwebsiteclass.Youhaven‘tbeentoFisherman‘sWharfsincethefirstmonthyoumovedtoSF,andyoucouldn‘tfigureouthowtodrivetoCoitTowerifyourlifedependedonit.AwomanwalksonMUNIwithlivepoultry.Youdon‘tnotice.YouthinkanyguywithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutmustbevisitingfromthemidwest.YouknowthatanywomanwithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutisnotatourist.Youkeepalistofcompaniestoboycott.[
1、昨晚,老妈买新衣服,回家一试,说:“妈穿这个有点显老,给你吧……”
2、我到我朋友家,早上土豆泥,中午炒土豆。晚上炖土豆。吃了2天我都要吃吐了。我说哥们:咱能吃点别的吗,我都瘦5斤肉了。朋友说:好吧,明天吃水饺。终于等到开饭了,看到水饺直流口水。我用力一咬。尼玛,土豆馅的!
3、翘课去逛街,居然碰见了我妈。在对视三秒以后,我突然来了句:“你不上班在这逛什么呢?”说完突然觉得不对,又说:“我还赶着去上课呢,我先走了。”然后我跳上公交车就走了。
4、昨天跟老公聊天,说到关于女人的审美,吵了起来,老公居然说我喜欢的女人都是丑八怪。于是我就怒了,相当愤怒地咆哮道:你喜欢的女人才是丑八怪呢!你喜欢的女人都是全世界最大的丑八怪!!!
5、一位记者在街头对一老太太进行采访,记者:“谈谈大风天气对你生活的影响”。老太太:“那影响老大了,今儿和我老头上街吧……哎哟妈呀,我老头呢?!。。。”
[神奇的编后语:超级海豹豹最近怀旧主题游戏层出不穷,神马70后、80后各类打怀旧牌的手游勾起了不少玩家童年的美好回忆,现在90后也来凑热闹了,《我是90后》是一款有趣无节操的竞猜类游戏,集合了90年代大家耳熟能详的吃、喝、玩、乐等元素,它是时间搬运工,将大家的美好回忆通通带回来,快跟小为生存而呐喊 《犀牛狂奔》评测YouKnowYouLiveInSanFranciscoWhen...Yourco-workertellsyous/hehave8bodypiercingsbutnonearevisible.WhensomeonesaysTENDERLOIN-youdon‘tthinkofsteak.Youthinkofdanger.Youtakeabusandareshockedat2peoplecarryingonaconversationinEnglish.YouneverbotherlookingattheMUNIlineschedulebecauseyouknowthedrivershaveneverseenit.YouhaveaverystrongopinionaboutwhereyourcoffeebeansaregrownandcantastethedifferencebetweenSumatraandEthiopian.Areallygreatparkingspacecanmoveyoutotears.YouknowthatanyonewearingshortsinAprilisjustvisitingfromOhio.Yourchild‘s3rdgradeteacherhastwopiercedears,anoseringandisnamed"Breeze."And,aftertellingthattoafriend,theystillneedtoaskiftheteacherismaleorfemale.Youarethinkingoftakinganadultclassbutyoucan‘tdecidebetweenyoga,aromatherapy,conversationalmandarinorabuildingyourownwebsiteclass.Youhaven‘tbeentoFisherman‘sWharfsincethefirstmonthyoumovedtoSF,andyoucouldn‘tfigureouthowtodrivetoCoitTowerifyourlifedependedonit.AwomanwalksonMUNIwithlivepoultry.Youdon‘tnotice.YouthinkanyguywithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutmustbevisitingfromthemidwest.YouknowthatanywomanwithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutisnotatourist.Youkeepalistofcompaniestoboycott.[