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2、⛅⭐⭐⛅In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear. When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅某日,坐地铁去公司上班,一小女孩在我的背后拿根魔杖玩。她拿着魔杖指着我的后背:我要把你变丑!我听完,笑了。转身过去就听到一声惊叫:妈妈!妈妈!我会魔法了![
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅学渣迟到了,年轻的老师颇为生气,令学渣在教室外罚站。学渣站久了正觉得无聊,看到学霸走了过来。好奇问:“你怎么也来了?”学霸轻笑,说:“反正都会了,不如来陪陪你。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅系统设计与功能体验细节不堪重负,但拉开看全景倒也马马虎虎,清楚的操作界面射击为整体风格加分不少。操作方式比较适合玩家,简单的射击过程也不用花费太多的精力,整体而言更像是一款纯粹的瞄准射击游戏,我们可以直接拿把狙击枪,就像是玩爆头游戏一样。
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2、⛅⭐⭐⛅In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear. When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅某日,坐地铁去公司上班,一小女孩在我的背后拿根魔杖玩。她拿着魔杖指着我的后背:我要把你变丑!我听完,笑了。转身过去就听到一声惊叫:妈妈!妈妈!我会魔法了![
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅学渣迟到了,年轻的老师颇为生气,令学渣在教室外罚站。学渣站久了正觉得无聊,看到学霸走了过来。好奇问:“你怎么也来了?”学霸轻笑,说:“反正都会了,不如来陪陪你。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅系统设计与功能体验细节不堪重负,但拉开看全景倒也马马虎虎,清楚的操作界面射击为整体风格加分不少。操作方式比较适合玩家,简单的射击过程也不用花费太多的精力,整体而言更像是一款纯粹的瞄准射击游戏,我们可以直接拿把狙击枪,就像是玩爆头游戏一样。
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅初中在外面补课的时候后面坐了一对情侣 女生问男生借东西 男生说“你亲我一口我就给你” 过了一会 男生又问我借尺子 我鬼使神差的说了一句 “你亲我一口我就给你”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅我们那里还有很多父母包办婚姻,很多人可能结婚前都不认识。这天正和一哥们在一起喝酒 晚上七八点了 然后哥们接了个电话,声音挺大,我们都听到了,好像是他爸爸,用一种像是哀求的语气说:“xx,明天你结婚,你回来吗?”我哥们“哦”了一声说:“知道了”然后他就给我们主任打电话,说请两天假,也没说别的,当天晚上就回家了。更绝的是,第三天就回来了,继续上班……[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅打电话给女朋友:“在吗?”“在洗澡呢,有空再说!”“你在敷衍我!”“我真的是在洗澡,你室友小张可以作证的!”我一想小张是个挺诚实的人,应该是真的,就不再追究了,还好女朋友没有敷衍我![
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