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本人真事、初二时上物理课.老师教我们电学.拿了一排灯泡在讲台上给我们演示，下课后大家在围观，老师个比较低，二货同桌没注意，冲上去就给他头上一巴掌大喊A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.

本人真事、初二时上物理课.老师教我们电学.拿了一排灯泡在讲台上给我们演示，下课后大家在围观，老师个比较低，二货同桌没注意，冲上去就给他头上一巴掌大喊A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.

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