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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[这在我老家安徽叫做梯子不用时要横着放朱元璋建立明朝以后，见大将徐达功高震主，心怀忌惮。　　一次徐达身染背疽，忌食蒸鹅。朱元璋见时机已到，就传旨赐蒸鹅给徐达。　　徐达明白了朱元璋的用意，含泪吃掉，倒在地上哭道：飞鸟尽，良弓藏。　　朱元璋嘿嘿一笑，摇头道：不，这在我老家安徽叫做梯子不用时要横着放。[总结：休闲捕鱼 乐趣无穷（8.1分）一番体验下来，《世界炸鱼游戏》这款休闲娱乐的捕鱼游戏，还是可圈可点的，首先从出色的音画上来看，给玩家带来了很棒的视听体验，流畅且简单的操控手感，老少皆宜，丰富的内涵，可玩性极高，喜欢的小伙伴们，心动不如行动，快来点击下载体验捕鱼的无穷乐趣吧。 A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[这在我老家安徽叫做梯子不用时要横着放朱元璋建立明朝以后，见大将徐达功高震主，心怀忌惮。　　一次徐达身染背疽，忌食蒸鹅。朱元璋见时机已到，就传旨赐蒸鹅给徐达。　　徐达明白了朱元璋的用意，含泪吃掉，倒在地上哭道：飞鸟尽，良弓藏。　　朱元璋嘿嘿一笑，摇头道：不，这在我老家安徽叫做梯子不用时要横着放。[总结：休闲捕鱼 乐趣无穷（8.1分）一番体验下来，《世界炸鱼游戏》这款休闲娱乐的捕鱼游戏，还是可圈可点的，首先从出色的音画上来看，给玩家带来了很棒的视听体验，流畅且简单的操控手感，老少皆宜，丰富的内涵，可玩性极高，喜欢的小伙伴们，心动不如行动，快来点击下载体验捕鱼的无穷乐趣吧。 详情