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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅我一直想染头发。有一天翻阅杂志,看到一幅推销染发剂的广告,广告里那个美丽女郎的发色浓淡正合我的心意。我征询丈夫的意见:“你认为这种发色能配有少许皱纹的脸吗?”他看了看那幅广告,把它弄皱,然后又抚平,打量了一会儿,才说:“好极了。”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅九点睡是村里人,十点睡是厂里人,十一点睡是校
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天上午胃部不适,恰逢考试。老师平时也跟我们玩的很开。于是强忍考试,最后实在憋不住吐了。老师走过来,关切的问到:“怎么了?是不是题出的的太恶心了?”我:“……”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅说是有一日,某男与某女在火车上同乘一个软卧铺车箱中,且仅有他们两人。途中,男对女有挑逗之意,女不悦,恰男讲其姓王。女便用两手叉起,做王八状,问:是虎头王,还是这个王。男随之问女:您贵姓?女答:姓钟。男一听有门,可以挑逗之。便问:是这个中?说着左手食拇指圈起,右手食指插入左手拇食指所圈起的洞中。女大怒,找来乘警,告男耍流氓。警问:他如何耍流氓?女将刚才之事叙述一番。警质问男:为何如此?男大呼冤枉,答:刚才她说自己姓中,我问她是不是姓这个中?说着用左手食拇指圈起,右手食指横放在左手食拇指圈起的洞上,比作“中”状。警问女:这没有什么呀?女大急,怒骂男:你这个人怎么这么不诚实,有人的时候你插进去,没有人的时候你就担在沿上。[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅我一直想染头发。有一天翻阅杂志,看到一幅推销染发剂的广告,广告里那个美丽女郎的发色浓淡正合我的心意。我征询丈夫的意见:“你认为这种发色能配有少许皱纹的脸吗?”他看了看那幅广告,把它弄皱,然后又抚平,打量了一会儿,才说:“好极了。”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅九点睡是村里人,十点睡是厂里人,十一点睡是校
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天上午胃部不适,恰逢考试。老师平时也跟我们玩的很开。于是强忍考试,最后实在憋不住吐了。老师走过来,关切的问到:“怎么了?是不是题出的的太恶心了?”我:“……”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”