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去厕所没带纸不是最可怕的，旁边坑位没哥们支援不是最可怕的，电话刚好关机不是最可怕的，最可怕的是这时候恰巧一大妈收拾厕所，问了一句：有人吗？我答有，过了半小时大妈又问：还有人吗，我答有，又过20分钟，大妈又问，还有人吗？我只能继续答：有。。。多谢大妈两分钟后屎中送纸！[A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so. When the boy heard it, he said, "You abandoned creatures, how can you find heart to whistle when your houses are burning?"一个乡下少年到处寻找蜗牛，当他双手都塞满了蜗牛后，就准备点火烤着吃。火点着了，蜗牛也开始感觉到热了，他们纷纷退向坚壳的深处，同时还发出“咝咝”的噪音。男孩子听到了蜗牛发出的嘘声，便说：“你们这些连命都快没有的家伙，怎么还能有心情在窝里着火时吹口哨呢？”[偶睡觉的时候喜欢平躺着把腿弯向两侧，往往会占很大的床铺面积，于是老婆很不满，问：你为什么睡觉像只蛤蟆？我答：养蝌蚪啊。[ 详情
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