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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅手机卖场,一顾客要退手机。顾客:“手机质量差,我一定早退!”卖家:“不可以的!”顾客:“质量问题还不给退,我要投诉!”卖家:“你丫见谁家用手机砸核桃不坏的!”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅曾经有一条RAM放系我面前,可是我没有买,直到RAM价瀑涨之后才后悔莫及。尘世间最dup春既事莫过于此,如果上天能够再给我一次机会,我会对个Sales说"我要买!"如果非要在这条RAM加上一个保养期,我希望是..一百年..[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."
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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅工资真的要涨了,能给孩子奖赏了,能让爹妈夸奖了,见到老婆敢嚷了,遇到同学敢讲了,想尝海鲜鹅掌了,饭后买单敢抢了,闲时能逛商场了,偶尔能去桑拿了,遇到美女心痒了,梦里YY真爽了……结果菜价又涨了,一切都他妈白想了。[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅一女子问大师:大师,我长得这么漂亮,每天都被一群男人死缠着送礼物,请吃饭,看电影等等,我又很难拒绝别人,该怎么办呢? 大师默默的从池塘里舀起一瓢水泼在女子的头上。女子恍然大悟的说:我懂了,您是要我头脑清醒,心静如水,以清澈的心态面对世间万物…是吗?大师:阿弥陀佛.. …没tm这么复杂…你只要把妆卸了,世界就安静了…美不美一瓢水,卸了妆全是鬼![
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅手机卖场,一顾客要退手机。顾客:“手机质量差,我一定早退!”卖家:“不可以的!”顾客:“质量问题还不给退,我要投诉!”卖家:“你丫见谁家用手机砸核桃不坏的!”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅曾经有一条RAM放系我面前,可是我没有买,直到RAM价瀑涨之后才后悔莫及。尘世间最dup春既事莫过于此,如果上天能够再给我一次机会,我会对个Sales说"我要买!"如果非要在这条RAM加上一个保养期,我希望是..一百年..[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."